Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Under-Age Text

A couple more teachers have been found putting their hanky in their students' pankies.
Uncool.
But now a lot of sexual predators (where's Sexual Schwarzenegger when you need him?) are pursuing their sexual prey via text messaging on cell phones.
With those tiny buttons. Too difficult.

"Show me your pens!"
"Squeeze my tots!"
"Lick my aunt!"

The PR people of Bic, Ore-Ida and mothers' sisters had no comment.

1 comment:

Andrew S Davies said...

This is a good one man! I should read your blog more often.