Have A Nice Day

Instead of asking someone,
"How was your day?"
I think we should say,
"Have you stepped in shit?"
Because it means the same thing: If you did not step in shit, then your day was not that bad (because you can always say, "Hey, at least I didn't step in shit!"). But if you did step in shit, then that is exactly how your day has been: shitty. Then there is the whole metaphorical slant: Your Soul has stepped in the Shit of Life (also, it's pun-tastic-- Sole!).

Have a not-shit-covered day!