Welcome to my blog. You must really want to avoid working. I, myself, do not frequent an office... except the office of my own mind! Let us begin:
The Tyrannosarus Rex was the fiercest predator the world has ever known. It also had incredibly tiny hands and an incredibly large mouth. This leads me to believe that the Tyrannosarus Rex gave very mediocre handjobs, but extraordinary blowjobs. By this reasoning, we can safely assume that the Tyrannosarus Rex was extremely unpopular in eighth grade, but extremely popular in ninth grade.
Science!
1 comment:
Good, now keep it up. I expect a post weekly, bare MINIMUM. With the strike I expect to be entertained.
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