Thursday, December 13, 2007

The Daring Donut Dispatcher of Due Process

This has just been releasedd by CNN.com (motto:FOX NEWS meets Ryan Seacrest):

"Donut clerk: 'I smacked robber by instinct'"

That's right. If you go to YouTube, you can see security camera footage of an Elmwood, NJ Dunkin' Donuts employee repeatedly whacking a potential thief over the head with a cermaic mug used for tips.
When the employee opened the register to complete a transaction, the perp (who is still on the loose, presumably pilfering Krispy Kremes) reached into the register. Then the employee dished out a mug of jelly-filled justice!

As Spicoli would say, "Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

If apprehended, the suspect will be held without bail and without sprinkles.


The employee's name (I am NOT making this up)... Dustin Hoffmann.

(http://www.kwwl.com/News/index.php?ID=19188)

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