So all anyopne can talk about in this season of Jesus and presents is actually a gift the Lord has given to everyone:
The Spears Girls!
... and how easy it seems to be to impregnate them!
To be fair, they are excellent Jesus figures:
Jamie Lynn is "the Son,"
Britney is "The Father"
and "The Holy Spirit" is the nebulous, fleeting memory of both of their hymens.
(sigh)
"Come all ye faithful"...
("ye faithful" refers to the fellas who bed the Spears "ho ho ho"s)
...Actually, a manger was probably the 2000-year-old, Bethlehem equivalent of a trailer park today. So really, Jamie Lynn could be the next "Virgin Mary-Lou."
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